ln Paris I headlined the follies
Billed as doll of all the dollies
Admired by the great Stravinsky
But my greatest achievement in the height of my career
Was the time I starred for Minsky
You're looking at a former stripper
But before I unzip one zipper
I want it known I was quite the artiste
But the intellectual kind
What was I thinking while I worked you might ask
While I worked these thoughts kept crossing my mind

Zip, Walter Lippman wasn't brilliant today
Zip, will the Giants ever take it away
Zip, I was reading Schopenhauer last night.
Zip, And I think that Schopenhauer was right

Sigmund Freud has often stated
Dreams and drives are all related
Zip, I'm a firm believer

Dorothy Dix's daily column
Tells that love is dear and solemn
Zip, l can take or leave her

Zip, it took intellect to master my art
Zip, every movement from the heart

Zip, I consider Dali's painting pass.
Zip, Will they make the Metropolitan pay
Zip, Marilyn Monroe looks just dandy in mink
Zip, She not only acts, I hear she can think

l have read the works of Plato
Translated most of Cato
Zip, I am such a scholar

I don't care for Whistler's mother
Charley's aunt or Schubert's brother
Zip, had to make a dollar

Zip, you have asked me
What l think while l work
Zip, I've an intellectual quirk

And my thoughts may skip whenever so inclined

Ah zip
Zip, zip
I'm a broad witha broad, broad mind.
